What is everyone really thinking?? 😂
I can tell you that as a professional licensed massage therapist (LMT), we do not care if you didn’t shave your underarms or legs, or if a stomach growls or gas is passed. It is natural for these to happen and quite frankly a sign that the client is relaxed. Hopefully the gas isn’t a stinker but if so, a true professional will carry on as if it never happened. The massage room is a NO judgement space.